SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping Policy
All orders are printed-on-demand. Normally it would take 5-7 business days to ship your order to you however with a fake pandemic carried out by the Rome, (Pontifex Maximus) through the Jesuit and Freemasonic orders through the roundtable groups (specifically CFR here in the states) to federal and local governments placing unnecessary regulations upon supply chains, it's taking 7-14 business days to receive orders.
Once your order has been shipped, orders are generally received within 1-5 business days. We do not ship on Saturdays or holidays. While we will do all we can to ensure your order is delivered in a timely manner, TheIconicLabel.com cannot be held responsible for slow mail delivery due to severe weather or other mail service interruptions.
We understand the utmost importance of your order and are working around the clock to get them out as fast as possible. We have have increased production capabilities 100% since the fake virus started. We thank you for your patience during this time.
Our Standard shipping charge varies depending on the total weight of items and destination address.
Standard / USPS - Arrives 1-5 business days from the date the order has been shipped.
Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information.
International
Currently, we do not support International Shipping.
Return & Exchange Policy
In a perfect world all sales are final and non-refundable. We would really appreciate if you chose not to get a refund or exchange. However, if you really, really, really don't want the merch you purchased of your own free will, we do charge $50 processing fee to qualify you for a refund or replacement of a printed product if:
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the product was misprinted
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the product was damaged (excluding damages during delivery)
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the product does not match the fulfillment information (e.g., the printed image is incorrect or placed incorrectly, the product is the wrong size, color, or type, etc.).
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your purchase was under $.05
We have the sole discretion to grant a refund (including the refund method), credit your account, or replace a printed product. In order to request a refund, credit, or replacement, you must pay the $50 processing fee we mentioned above and send a photograph (must be 3000 x 17000 dpi) and brief explanation (minimum of 5000 words or more referencing 3 or more scientific papers) signed and dated by Dr. Fauci and a copy of a negative PCR test. Please send contents to:
...within 10 days (or 1.603e+49 plank-time) of delivery.
For clarification, you will not quality for a refund, credit your account, or replace a printed product solely because
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Climate change
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Covid variants
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Russian Invasion
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it was unsatisfactory for any reason (excluding the matching of the provided fulfillment information)
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the shipping provider did not complete delivery/the delivery was late
In such cases, you must place a new order, (not to be confused with New World Order - See Iconic Podcast for more details) or the recipient of the individual order must attempt to resolve the delivery dispute with the shipping provider.
Refunds (if... IF applicable)
In order to evaluate your product return for a refund, please send the product to the following address:
123 Anywhere Street
Somewhere, Overthere 12345
Once your return is received and inspected and re-inspected for new C-19 Strains by the WHO, CDC, NLM, NAM, Wuhan Institute of Virology, and The SALK Institute, we will notify you via mail in ballots (additional $5.00 charge) of the approval or rejection once the $50 processing fee has cleared. Refunds can take up to 1 plank second to 13.8 billion years or as fast as chance allows (in an alternate universe we're sure you got it already) or 30 days which ever comes first. For express processing (1 plank second to 13.8 billion years) please note we charge an additional $15 Rub or 35Yen).
If you are approved, (which probably you won't be) then your refund will be processed ($50 reminder), and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment.
In the spirit of future proofing our terms and conditions the cost of shipping will be based off your Social Credit Score (we'll own the item and you'll be happy) - no cash will be acceptable.
You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. However, there's nothing another $50 charge can't solve.
If you made it this far down the page, email us at:
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